What an eggcellent idea! /shot for awful puns

[giant_talking_egg]

Sup' guys?! Jon here yet again bringing you my third (and hopefully final) character in Vatheon, Dr. Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog! He's a megalomaniac, genius, and a wacky villain to boot! With him here, I've been planning on shaking things up a little bit VILLAINS UNITE. Anyway, to those of you who are new, as I mentioned, I am Jon! I play Rhi'a Dragunel and Heavy Weapons Guy in addition to this nutcase.

Also, all of my characters seem to be a bit trigger happy at times...I'm noticing a pattern here...

ANYWAY, feel free to hit me up on this post for plotting, sheer insanity and/or randomness. Or all three. I'd totally dig all three.

Comments

[relinquishing]

City domination? HE IS SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR INTENTIONS, SIR. But your vehicle is cool as all hell (FFF IT FLOATS AAA) so hmm.

He'll have to think about it. ;D

[giant_talking_egg]

NOTHING SUSPICOUS OVER HERE, NOPE, NO SIR.

It does not just float, it FLOATS WITH STYLE~

SOB, Eggy will take that as a yes

[relinquishing]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK HOLY GEEZ HE MUST FIND OUT.

/resists urge to tear it apart and puts it back together again

Well he DOES have some major trust issues, Doc.

[giant_talking_egg]

HOW DOES IT WORK? MY DEAR WATSON, IT INVOLVES

SCIENCE!!!! /cue rainbow

How can you not trust that face?

[relinquishing]

HUZZAH FOR SCIENCE /weeps for joy at that rainbow

Although this science is a little different than the science he's used to, but STILL. Engineering marvels will always be ping-worthy.

It depends. Do you want me to list reasons alphabetically or by subject matter?

[giant_talking_egg]

SCIENCE: IT'S LOGICAL MAGIC

Yeah, and explaining how it works is gonna be interesting, for sure. Why does it float? IT JUST DOES

Alphabetically would be nice.