What an eggcellent idea! /shot for awful puns

[giant_talking_egg]

Sup' guys?! Jon here yet again bringing you my third (and hopefully final) character in Vatheon, Dr. Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog! He's a megalomaniac, genius, and a wacky villain to boot! With him here, I've been planning on shaking things up a little bit VILLAINS UNITE. Anyway, to those of you who are new, as I mentioned, I am Jon! I play Rhi'a Dragunel and Heavy Weapons Guy in addition to this nutcase.

Also, all of my characters seem to be a bit trigger happy at times...I'm noticing a pattern here...

ANYWAY, feel free to hit me up on this post for plotting, sheer insanity and/or randomness. Or all three. I'd totally dig all three.

Comments

[relinquishing]

Yessss~

Guy'd be more than happy to help Eggman tinker with his vehicle when he returns! I'll have to remember to throw him at you. :|b

[giant_talking_egg]

Eggman would totally appreciate the help. And when he takes over Vatheon, he won't mind control you.

How's that sound? :D

[relinquishing]

City domination? HE IS SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR INTENTIONS, SIR. But your vehicle is cool as all hell (FFF IT FLOATS AAA) so hmm.

He'll have to think about it. ;D

[giant_talking_egg]

NOTHING SUSPICOUS OVER HERE, NOPE, NO SIR.

It does not just float, it FLOATS WITH STYLE~

SOB, Eggy will take that as a yes

[relinquishing]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK HOLY GEEZ HE MUST FIND OUT.

/resists urge to tear it apart and puts it back together again

Well he DOES have some major trust issues, Doc.

[giant_talking_egg]

HOW DOES IT WORK? MY DEAR WATSON, IT INVOLVES

SCIENCE!!!! /cue rainbow

How can you not trust that face?

[relinquishing]

HUZZAH FOR SCIENCE /weeps for joy at that rainbow

Although this science is a little different than the science he's used to, but STILL. Engineering marvels will always be ping-worthy.

It depends. Do you want me to list reasons alphabetically or by subject matter?

[giant_talking_egg]

SCIENCE: IT'S LOGICAL MAGIC

Yeah, and explaining how it works is gonna be interesting, for sure. Why does it float? IT JUST DOES

Alphabetically would be nice.

[schrodingersghost]

Did someone say terrible puns?

[giant_talking_egg]

no

I MEAN YES

[schrodingersghost]

Fair warning, Danny has been saving up fish puns for months.

Looking forward to their CR already.

[giant_talking_egg]

Dare I say it will be an EGGtremely good time!

[schrodingersghost]

You might even say that Vatheon has HADDOCK coming!

Matching icons~

[giant_talking_egg]

And hopefully our time here will be OVA.

[last_lombax]

Evil doctor, meet snarky Lombax who stomps on evil doctors.

[giant_talking_egg]

Snarky Lombax, meet MYSTERIOUS LEVER

I think you will be friends

[last_lombax]

Bring it. He's had worse. Much worse.

[giant_talking_egg]

No. No, I don't think he has.

[last_lombax]

Oh yes he has. Evil empires, worm hole devices, biobliterators, and clones of himself. Bring it.

[giant_talking_egg]

Have you ever dealt with a guy who blew up half the moon, split a planet into seven pieces, and enslaved three planets all for the lulz? He says it's to "kill Sonic", but no one buys it.

[last_lombax]

I've dealt with people who've ripped apart planets to build a new one. And I'm harder to kill than a hedgehog. And I make snarky comments like one too.

[giant_talking_egg]

So, that means you can run at super sonic speeds, right?

[last_lombax]

No, no I can't.

[red_medic]

...username... /snerks Now I'm hungry.

Don't come at me with rape face icons, Zets. I'm a pro

[giant_talking_egg]

SUCCESS, Achievement unlocked: make Zetsubo hungry

No one can tell me this isn't the best Eggman user name ever.

O-hoho. But I am sure I have more creep!icons at my disposal~

[red_medic]

/begins nomming the organs

I still only can relate to him as 'Robotnik' due to those old Sega Mega Drive games I used to nerd when I was still a small moron~ 83

CURSES, THEY'VE LEARNED TO ADAPT

[giant_talking_egg]

Probably dragon organs. But I will forgive you, for the love good of science, you monster.

Well, he still is Robotnik, just Eggman's a nickname. Either way~

NEW TRICKS EVERY DAY!!

[red_medic]

Better never interfere with a monster, yepp...

Yeah. I know at least that much X) I'm just not familiar with any of the background stories from all those series and games that came after Sonic 1 and 2~