Belated intro for the new fish douche

[justnevwerevwen]

Hey Vatheon! I'm fresh meat here, and my name is Jamesy. I'm bringing in Cronus Ampora from Homestuck. You already have two other Amporas here IIRC and this one is the worst. And by worst I mean best. And I'm saying that in a completely biased manner. ANYWAY, he's a total nice guy. The nicest guy you could meet. And he wants to get in your pants.

That's all there really is to say on the matter.

You can add me at bornthisgaybaby on plurk if you would like, and AIM at itsasekrit1993. I look forward to playing with all of you!

Comments

[halfhearted]

Fashionably late, bb <3

Hi. o/ I'm Pan. I love you for picking him up <3

[justnevwerevwen]

Only the most fashionable <3 haha.

And aaa thank you! It's nice to meet you, and I can't wait to play with you! Neither can Cronus.

[halfhearted]

<3 <3 <3 I can't wait. For this one or Faris to meet him. :3

Sorry. DW was being silly during the code push. I think it's still going on?

[overbiterestart]

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[justnevwerevwen]

mvwahahahahahahahahaha

[overbiterestart]

pfffthahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[toreadorkabull]

lmao the way tav is here, he'll probably actually think cronus is a pretty nice guy

[justnevwerevwen]

... Oh this will be good then. Hahaha.

[toreadorkabull]

hey now, he has a matesprit nothing else tho

and even if he DID get into tav's pants some how he wont find anything >.>

[aim_exorable]

Tavros, no, stop, don't go down the path of your ancestor and make questionable choices regarding seadwellers

don't

Does Darkleer have to tell you the story about when Summoner and Dualscar got drunk

Don't make him do it

[toreadorkabull]

But he's a nice seadweller!

Like feferi!

right?

[aim_exorable]

Tavros, Darkleer has so much to tell you about seadwellers... so much

[aim_exorable]

If you touch any of his pseudo-adopted children he will snap your neck

8==D

don't worry he doesn't really make emotes like Horuss

...he'll still snap ur neck tho whoops hi i'm james this is how you introduce yourself right

[justnevwerevwen]

... vwhat about you, can i touch you?

Ahaha man I look forward to this. Best introduction. It's nice to meet you!

[aim_exorable]

In that case, he'll just sigh and toss him the length of a city block. 8T Sorry, Cronus, he is immediately biased against seadwellers and is pretty sure a seadweller Dualscar is just so many kinds of weird failure.

[stridercentric]

Hello hello! I think I've seen your Plurk name around before!

I'm Meowzy, I play this Bro here and also Honey Kisaragi.

[justnevwerevwen]

I have seen you around too actually! Hiii! Nice to meet you!

Deeefinitely looking forward to CR with Bro, it's gonna be great.

[stridercentric]

They're already off to a hilarious start!

[zipperlips]

cronus

hey cronus

you touch his peeps and you die

:o)

[justnevwerevwen]

i read that as peens

He is going to die then because he will touch all the peens peeps. All of them.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Ain't no pants to get into with this sprite. Or the pony. Please don't hit on the pony, Cronus I think Joshua would just troll him. 8|

eeeeee hi jamesy ;w;

[justnevwerevwen]

He will touch the ghost butt, it's okay. And pet the mane. And successfully be trolled.

Hiiiiiii <3

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

jkfdlsa IT'S NOT A GHOST BUTT GOSH but yes good

Hey~ ;D

[justnevwerevwen]

GHOST 8UTT

How you doin'?

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND SPIDERISMS DO NOT HELP

I'm feelin' fine, how 'bout you?

[justnevwerevwen]

Spiderisms will win all the Striders, T8H. He will wake up with them all over him.

I'm feelin' fine too, aw yeah.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

...there will be screaming.

Awww yeaaaah. Too fine for this city, bro.

[bethehugejerk]

HELLO JAMESY I am Nabi and I play Karkat. I am spectacularly late to the party, behold me as I weep. Why is sleep a necessary thing, gosh.

Would you mind if I add you on plurk?

[justnevwerevwen]

Shhhhh it is never too late. And hiii nice to meet you!

You can absolutely add me on plurk, go for it!

[dancinglydescend]

Helloooo! I am also fresh meat, but while I was waiting for my acceptance I was stalking your first post and laughing my ass off. You are so perfectly awful as him, in the best and most IC way possible. C: High five, my homestuck.

[horseystyle]

breathes