Belated intro for the new fish douche

[justnevwerevwen]

Hey Vatheon! I'm fresh meat here, and my name is Jamesy. I'm bringing in Cronus Ampora from Homestuck. You already have two other Amporas here IIRC and this one is the worst. And by worst I mean best. And I'm saying that in a completely biased manner. ANYWAY, he's a total nice guy. The nicest guy you could meet. And he wants to get in your pants.

That's all there really is to say on the matter.

You can add me at bornthisgaybaby on plurk if you would like, and AIM at itsasekrit1993. I look forward to playing with all of you!

Comments

[halfhearted]

Fashionably late, bb <3

Hi. o/ I'm Pan. I love you for picking him up <3

[overbiterestart]

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[toreadorkabull]

lmao the way tav is here, he'll probably actually think cronus is a pretty nice guy

[aim_exorable]

If you touch any of his pseudo-adopted children he will snap your neck

8==D

don't worry he doesn't really make emotes like Horuss

...he'll still snap ur neck tho whoops hi i'm james this is how you introduce yourself right

[stridercentric]

Hello hello! I think I've seen your Plurk name around before!

I'm Meowzy, I play this Bro here and also Honey Kisaragi.

[zipperlips]

cronus

hey cronus

you touch his peeps and you die

:o)

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Ain't no pants to get into with this sprite. Or the pony. Please don't hit on the pony, Cronus I think Joshua would just troll him. 8|

eeeeee hi jamesy ;w;

[bethehugejerk]

HELLO JAMESY I am Nabi and I play Karkat. I am spectacularly late to the party, behold me as I weep. Why is sleep a necessary thing, gosh.

Would you mind if I add you on plurk?

[dancinglydescend]

Helloooo! I am also fresh meat, but while I was waiting for my acceptance I was stalking your first post and laughing my ass off. You are so perfectly awful as him, in the best and most IC way possible. C: High five, my homestuck.

[horseystyle]

breathes