Ten Things to Ten People meme

[stayb100ponyboy]

We haven't done anything like this in awhile!

→ Post with your character ICly saying ten different things to ten different people.
→ Or eight things to eight people, or twelve things to twelve people. Whatever.
→ You can say things your character wants to say, things your character refuses to say, whatever.
→ But you can't say who those people are!
→ React to everyone. Make guesses or reassure or whatever. And have fun!


Stolen from everywhere, screw it.

Comments

[relinquishing]

I'm living just fine the way I am, thanks.

[Why do people like you think this is something that can just be fixed? Urk.]

[chosen_gigolo]

Living without melons isn't really living!

[relinquishing]

Coming from you? I'm not really sure how to take that.

[chosen_gigolo]

...what's that supposed to mean?

[relinquishing]

[Not saying a word. You know exactly what he means.

Come on, man, could you live without melons? Certainly you'd go into withdrawals.]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Who would ever want to live without melons?

That's just his excuse for wanting to help, anyway. Aren't you upset about offending ladies everywhere you go?]

[relinquishing]

[That's not something he'd like to talk about, honestly.

It's not like he tries to treat them any less than a woman deserves to be treated! Although that seems to get women all over him or women horribly offended at him. Hngh.

He's perfectly fine as long as they stay a good three feet away, anyways, come on.]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Obviously you just don't know what you're missing otherwise you'd be jumping for his help. Don't you know ladies feel ugly when you're afraid to touch them, regardless of your reason?

It's okay. He'll help anyway, Guy. It's his service from one troll bro to another.

and if it doesn't work then all the more hunnies for him anyway~]

[relinquishing]

[Now if only your type of "help" was something that he could even remotely consider effective. Right now it looks like it will only end in tears.

From more than just the ladies.

Ugh.]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Man up, whiner!]

[relinquishing]

[What, what, this has NOTHING TO DO with being a man. Jerk.]

[chosen_gigolo]

[So you'd really rather go cry in a corner like a little girl? Doesn't sound manly to me at all~ And you wonder why I call you hunny.]

[relinquishing]

[What a childish comparison. And you wonder why he doesn't want you to be the one to help him.

His pride takes enough of a beating WITHOUT you around, thank you very much.]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Tough love is the only way to solve your problem, obviously! Just because you don't want it does't mean it won't work!]

[relinquishing]

[What he wants and what he knows he can handle without hyperventilating are two completely different things. He'd prefer those stay separate.

If that makes him a girl of a man in your eyes, then hey you can take that wonderful attitude and go jump off a cliff~ <3]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Cliffs ain't no thang~ He can fly! What else ya got, Nancy?]