Ten Things to Ten People meme

[stayb100ponyboy]

We haven't done anything like this in awhile!

→ Post with your character ICly saying ten different things to ten different people.
→ Or eight things to eight people, or twelve things to twelve people. Whatever.
→ You can say things your character wants to say, things your character refuses to say, whatever.
→ But you can't say who those people are!
→ React to everyone. Make guesses or reassure or whatever. And have fun!


Stolen from everywhere, screw it.

Comments

SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY OBVIOUS

[unconchonable]

1. You make me feel like I'm such a fuckin' disappointment and the truth is, I probably am.

2. We'we been through so much together and you mean so, so much to me. I don't know where I would be without you at this point, so don't ewer fuckin' go anywhere 'cos I'll be royally fuckin' pissed--and so goddamn lost.

3. I'm glad things aren't as terrible as they could be between us, I'm still sorry and I don't know if I'll ewer really forgiwe myself for what happened, but thank you for giwin' me another chance.

4. There's not one bein' aliwe that I want to fuckin' annihilate more than you, if I could inflict the worst death imaginable to you--it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.

5. I thought I felt somethin' for you that I don't, because what I actually feel is hurt and betrayal and if lookin' at your stupid face didn't make me so bloody pissed, I might find it in me to forgiwe you, but I can't.

6. I'm glad you're finally back, but it also makes me feel so fuckin' conflicted. Why do you hawe to be such a fuckin' pain in the nook? I guess if you weren't, I wouldn't be harborin' these feelin's now would I?

7. What exactly do you want from me? All you'we been doin' since you'we shown your infuriatin' husk is throw me mixed signal after mixed signal, so what the fuck is it?

8. If your death wouldn't cause problems, you'd already be floatin' belly up.

9. I didn't think much of you when we first met, but I'm glad we're friends now, I really walue you as a person, ewen more than some a the trolls here, so feel fuckin' honored for that.

10. I still can't beliewe you'd hawe a weddin', inwite me to be your best man, and hawe no clue what you ewen do for one. I swear when they were handin' out think pans, they gawe you a rock.

11. You confuse me and make me question my wery morals an' walues, I don't know how to act around you and in a way that frightens me. You're the antithesis to ewerythin' I'we come to beliewe in, an' ewen if I'm tryin' to change my wiews, bein' around you makes me feel uneasy and pressured. I don't know if I should like you or hate you, but... I think I like you.

[stayb100ponyboy]

As though you'd stand any chance of culling me.

[unconchonable]

It'd be quite easy, actually.

[stayb100ponyboy]

You think that.

[unconchonable]

It's this thing called knowin', I know you're unfamiliar with it, but that's fine. Not all of us can be so priwileged.

[bestestfurrend]

Am I in there??

[unconchonable]

No. An' that might be a good thing, Nep. Seein' as you don't elicit any ire from me.

[bestestfurrend]

Ohhh, okay! Yes yes I suppaws that's a good thing. I like us being friends.

[unconchonable]

... You consider me a friend?

[ninthserenade]

Am I on that, man?

[unconchonable]

Yep.

[ninthserenade]

Okay, I pick nine! Nine!

[unconchonable]

[possessivelove]

I see you care enough about me to put me on a list.
How nice.

[unconchonable]

I care enough to see you die an' that's about where it ends, hag.

[possessivelove]

I see we feel mutual.

You should be glad death isn't permanent here, it would be a shame if you never saw Karkat again, wouldn't it?
It'd be a shame if he instead went missing mysteriously one day, too.

[unconchonable]

You ewer lay another fuckin' prong on Kar, I won't show ya the mercy a killin' ya. I'll slowly peel your skin from your disgustin' body, before grindin' sand into your putrid human flesh. I'll knock your inferior human teeth right outta your smart mouth an' make you fuckin' ingest ewery last one a 'em.

Don't test me, you lowly piece a scum.

[ex_fintastic398]

Is iiiit... number 3? Because it looks like my horns?? [ 38D ]

[unconchonable]

[Fef you are precious.]

Yeah, it is.

[ex_fintastic398]

I'm glad things aren't awful between us, too. Being angry kind of bites!

[unconchonable]

Yeah... It's really kinda refreshin' to be honest. Things kinda bein' like they used to be--well, not exactly, but you know what I mean.

[withoutasign]

I'm glad to hear that, Eridan.

[unconchonable]

Glad to hear what? Who said you were on this list?

[Pfft who is he kidding?]

[withoutasign]

Oh. My mistake, then.

[Pause]

I was wondering, though... are you busy at all this weekend?

[unconchonable]

[Oops he feels like a dick...]

Uh. No?