1. You make me feel like I'm such a fuckin' disappointment and the truth is, I probably am.
2. We'we been through so much together and you mean so, so much to me. I don't know where I would be without you at this point, so don't ewer fuckin' go anywhere 'cos I'll be royally fuckin' pissed--and so goddamn lost.
3. I'm glad things aren't as terrible as they could be between us, I'm still sorry and I don't know if I'll ewer really forgiwe myself for what happened, but thank you for giwin' me another chance.
4. There's not one bein' aliwe that I want to fuckin' annihilate more than you, if I could inflict the worst death imaginable to you--it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.
5. I thought I felt somethin' for you that I don't, because what I actually feel is hurt and betrayal and if lookin' at your stupid face didn't make me so bloody pissed, I might find it in me to forgiwe you, but I can't.
6. I'm glad you're finally back, but it also makes me feel so fuckin' conflicted. Why do you hawe to be such a fuckin' pain in the nook? I guess if you weren't, I wouldn't be harborin' these feelin's now would I?
7. What exactly do you want from me? All you'we been doin' since you'we shown your infuriatin' husk is throw me mixed signal after mixed signal, so what the fuck is it?
8. If your death wouldn't cause problems, you'd already be floatin' belly up.
9. I didn't think much of you when we first met, but I'm glad we're friends now, I really walue you as a person, ewen more than some a the trolls here, so feel fuckin' honored for that.
10. I still can't beliewe you'd hawe a weddin', inwite me to be your best man, and hawe no clue what you ewen do for one. I swear when they were handin' out think pans, they gawe you a rock.
11. You confuse me and make me question my wery morals an' walues, I don't know how to act around you and in a way that frightens me. You're the antithesis to ewerythin' I'we come to beliewe in, an' ewen if I'm tryin' to change my wiews, bein' around you makes me feel uneasy and pressured. I don't know if I should like you or hate you, but... I think I like you.
SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY OBVIOUS
2. We'we been through so much together and you mean so, so much to me. I don't know where I would be without you at this point, so don't ewer fuckin' go anywhere 'cos I'll be royally fuckin' pissed--and so goddamn lost.
3. I'm glad things aren't as terrible as they could be between us, I'm still sorry and I don't know if I'll ewer really forgiwe myself for what happened, but thank you for giwin' me another chance.
4. There's not one bein' aliwe that I want to fuckin' annihilate more than you, if I could inflict the worst death imaginable to you--it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.
5. I thought I felt somethin' for you that I don't, because what I actually feel is hurt and betrayal and if lookin' at your stupid face didn't make me so bloody pissed, I might find it in me to forgiwe you, but I can't.
6. I'm glad you're finally back, but it also makes me feel so fuckin' conflicted. Why do you hawe to be such a fuckin' pain in the nook? I guess if you weren't, I wouldn't be harborin' these feelin's now would I?
7. What exactly do you want from me? All you'we been doin' since you'we shown your infuriatin' husk is throw me mixed signal after mixed signal, so what the fuck is it?
8. If your death wouldn't cause problems, you'd already be floatin' belly up.
9. I didn't think much of you when we first met, but I'm glad we're friends now, I really walue you as a person, ewen more than some a the trolls here, so feel fuckin' honored for that.
10. I still can't beliewe you'd hawe a weddin', inwite me to be your best man, and hawe no clue what you ewen do for one. I swear when they were handin' out think pans, they gawe you a rock.
11. You confuse me and make me question my wery morals an' walues, I don't know how to act around you and in a way that frightens me. You're the antithesis to ewerythin' I'we come to beliewe in, an' ewen if I'm tryin' to change my wiews, bein' around you makes me feel uneasy and pressured. I don't know if I should like you or hate you, but... I think I like you.