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[lowlands]

Hi, I'm Ria and I used to play a metrosexual here.

Well.

I'm back.

Except with this guy. If you don't know, here are some hints: windmills, tulips, and wooden clogs. No? Okay, he's that country that has legalized prostitution and marijuana from that show about nations trying to get inside each other's vital regions. AKA the Netherlands from Axis Powers Hetalia! He's not exactly the most friendly guy around but as long as you don't touch his kitchen and pay up, he won't go psycho on you. That's about it.

WHATEVER, IT'S NICE TO BE BACK (AGAIN!), VAT. I COULDN'T LEAVE YOU DUDES AND DUDETTES ALONE FOR THAT LONG I GUESS!! I-IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU GUYS OR ANYTHING!!

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[420]

Yes. I will keep a stern eye on you and plurk behind your back about every wrong Dutch word you write


... but seriously, even I can't write my own language, so you'll be fine. Though, if you ever need a check on something, I can lend a hand.

[lowlands]

And I will passive aggressively make public plurks about your limited knowledge of Dutch things because obviously I know more about it than you and you're wrong!!!

But actually dank je mucho and I will make a note of that.

[420]

And I will leave passive aggressive notes on your HMD filled with smilies and links to Dutch culture stuff

'Thought you might need these. :):):)'

[lowlands]

And I will refute this crit in the most immature way by defending my sense of the Dutch justice against all those LIES AND SLANDER. All those sources were just made up!