☼ Finest Dwarven Quality ☼

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Hey Vatheon, I, Levi, player of the resident rainbow dinosaur bird demon with a Jamaican accent (Cielo, rainbowarch), noticed a distinct lack of chest hair in the bubble.

Well, I've remedied that.

This is Varric Tethras, faithful companion and narrator of the game Dragon Age II. He's a dwarf who enjoys stories, drink, coin, and his crossbow, Bianca. (That last one he may like a little too much) Because he loves to talk and tell tales, I've set up a permissions post for such a thing.

He's here to shoot guys, make friends, and tell you to reconsider your life choices because let's be real some of you make questionable decisions.

Comments

[aim_exorable]

I'm finding words hard to come by, so can I just make eagle noises at you instead

I mean hi, I'm James, I am like a person you know and stuff maybe

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Careful, you might attract some lonely wyverns if you keep that up.

[croceamors]

Whoops, Vatheon suddenly has a new event, enjoy the giant lizards guys.

[pendragon]

But any stories Varric come up with about Saber likely isn't really exaggerating.. ahaha.

I'm looking forward to CR with this guy.

[embellisher]

HA HA YEAH he'd take one look and be like "...well, shit."

Hey, the truth works just as well. Sometimes the stuff is so good you can't make it up.

[tsundyne]

crossbows you say
ohohohoho


i hope you aren't sick of me in your inbox yet c:

(hello stranger--)

[champ_coordinator]

VARRIC! <3 Man, you make me want to app in my Thorin now XD Nice to meet you!