ah yes, fresh chum

[antiquarian]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, dear Vatheon! My name is Lynny and I'm a newcomer in these parts (not really, I've stalked this game for ages and like 1/4 of my plurk timeline plays here). I finally decided to stop being a lurker and actually app!

I bring you lovelies Simon Petrikov of 'Adventure Time' fame. He's the Ice King before he was Ice King and he's basically a huge tragic dork and father-figure to non-human little girls everywhere. He's has yet to become the lamest womanizer in Ooo, hurrah!

My AIM is lynuckofthenorth and my plurk is frickninja. Feel free to friend me/drop me an IM!

Comments

[aim_exorable]

Whoa there, bucko, there can only be one ridiculous father figure with blue on him around here

back the fuck up

[antiquarian]

wow rood

you can't parent of every stray child, darkleer, deal with it and leave some for the rest of us

[aim_exorable]

do you know who you're talkign to motherfucker he will parent every child

[antiquarian]

not if simon parents them first he won't

[spacecase]

NOW KIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS

[antiquarian]

jade pls

pls jade

pls

[spacecase]

um pls ur face

nah jk trollmance is screwed up, fuck it

[antiquarian]

if anyone tries to teach him about trollmance he will be

so

confused

aliens are weird