The Other Cast-Rush

[symmetrophile]

Dawn here, bringing to your PERFECT UNDERWATER SPHERE this uppity asymmetrophobic rich-kid grim reaper, Death the Kid from a crazy series called Soul Eater. He's special, by which I mean for more than just being the son of Death personified.

...See? Special.

I can't wait to inflict him on every last one of you. Let me fly to your warm, CR-laden arms. I'm on AIM pretty much all the time due to the magic of mobile technology, at dawnwards, or on plurk at eventhorizoned, where my door is always open for all your plotting needs!

Comments

[symmetrophile]

Hold still, give me ten days and a sewing needle and I'll make it absolutely perfect.

[lawesome]

Try it and she will prick an even number of holes in you.

They will be almost perfectly symmetrical!

But not that last hole. The last hole will be 2/3rds of a inch off.

NOW WH4T

[symmetrophile]

I'M A FAILURE.

UTTER TRASH, A BLIGHT ON THE WORLD, NOT WORTH THE AIR I BREATHE!

Please, just leave me with the refuse on trash day...