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GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN? GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK!

No, it's not Slim Shady. This is Ria and I'm back with this douche from an obscure manga known as Otomen. He's just as tsun, just as much of a closet metrosexual, just as ready to stab your eyes out with shinais while volumizing your eyelashes. That's right, folks. Hajime Tounomine is back from the land of ambiguously gay men!

Between his absence from the fishbowl and his minor canon update, his memories of Vatheon are a bit fuzzy but he is returning with them. So fear not if we had CR before for you shall have it again. And if we did not have CR, I am at your disposal to build something beautiful.

Alright, alright already! It's good to be back, Vat! Looking forward to threading with you all in the new year. ♥

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I CLAIM YOUR BOSOM IN THE NAME OF RIA. This bosom fits the curvature of my face perfectly.

For a moment I almost expected you to make some crack about--

You know what never mind, YOU CAN CLAIM MY BOSOM ALL YOU WANT, DARLING. ♥

OH I WAS GOING TO BUT I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY IT YOURSELF SINCE IT'S CANON AND ALL. :))

IT'S NOT CANON AT ALL.

Though that doesn't stop the shippers from supporting it. 8D;

Actions speak louder than words.

My shipping senses are never wrong.

Should I fear the day I actually come to visit ya'll in Vegas? :|;

NO. YOU SHOULD JUST HURRY UP AND COME HERE. 8DDD

WELL NOW I'M SCARED. WHAT IS RIA PLANNING.

I DON'T HAVE TOO PLAN ANYTHING FOR NATURE TO TAKE ITS COURSE. ♥

YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED, THEN, I'M AFRAID. :(

YOU JUST HAVE TO TUG MY ARM INTO ACTION, DON'T YOU?

I ONLY STATE TRUTHS.

YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I

WILL SQUEAL WITH JOY

JUST SEEING YOU TWO STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER

.... but i'm so tiny and he's going to tower over me

have i mentioned that i am a big fan of height differences

you are going to squee all over the place when we finally meet aren't you

i might start choking from my high pitched gasming

i'll be sure to have 911 on speed dial

make sure they bring an ambulance

i will specifically request one

thank you. i owe you my life.

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