new meat oh shi--

[oceanbreasts]

Hold on to your butts, kids, 'cause things are about to go all hells of drunk up in here.

...I mean. HI. I'M VIVIAN AND I'M FRESH MEAT 8U and this here is miss RoLal Roxy Lalonde in the flesh, come to enrich everyone's lives with rambling and meddling and also some l33t hax00r sk1lls.

Or... something.

She's from ye olde Homestuck, and as such, has her own typing quirk! Well, okay, it's not so much of a quirk as it is like constant drunk texting with bright pink font. If you want to opt out of the color (and the drunk, but only if it really bothers you), head on over here and let me know! Comments are screened and everything.

SO THAT'S SORT OF IT I GUESS? My AIM is Viveroonies and my plurk is bossu but let me know who you are before you add me!

Gosh I'm excited to be here. :3


OH I SHOULD ALSO MENTION I'm in the end process of moving. I'll probably get an IC intro up today, but come closer to the end of the week I'll be pretty scarce.

Comments

[shippingmath]

hey

hey hey hey ro-lal

So, um. Proper introduction. Hi! I'm Silk, and I'll be playing your awesome ectosib (and a different lineface guy from DDS). I'm really looking forward to playing with you! And I'll be adding you on plurk so you'll be getting a friend request from needslineface right about now.

[oceanbreasts]

wow dirk you can not get away from living in or around water can you

your life is so hard

[shippingmath]

His life is so hard. It's hard and no one understands.

At least this time his ocean comes with people in it.

[oceanbreasts]

ssssshhhhhh come to rolal's bosom it'll be okay

[shippingmath]

Good. boobs will make everything better. And so will hugs.

[oceanbreasts]

We'll just combine them into the famed boobhug and it will all be perfect.

no but really he's getting the biggest hug ever even if she just got done riding around on the back of his awesome flying board thing

[shippingmath]

He will be making a lot of other guys jealous, for sure.

yes please he has a lifetime hug quota to fill. they both do.

[oceanbreasts]

Yes.

Please don't mind her if she just sort of rides piggyback for a while, Dirk. Just. Pretend she's an extra large growth on your back and continue your day.

[shippingmath]

Right. Roxy's his replacement Cal for the day, then. :)

[oceanbreasts]

Yes, good. Perfect.

[420]

plz to be letting me introduce you to faygo and slime.

[oceanbreasts]

okay but first

this is called a martini

[420]

it is so beuatiful

*beautifuk

*fuck

[oceanbreasts]

beautifuck

i like it

[topsseifer]

I heard you're pretty awesome. <3 Hey~ I'm Pan (Panpirate on plurk and will be adding you if you don't mind?)
I play Hayner(this guy) and Vanitas from Kingdom Hearts. I play Faris Scherwiz from Final Fantasy V. It's nice to meet you. :3
And we definitely gotta get some boozing hijinks happening with the pirate and Roxy. Or an open bar post for all the drinkers.

[oceanbreasts]

I try to be cool. IDK how well it works out most of the time but ya know.

And eeee Faris yes drinking girl buddy good. All of this is good. Add away. :D

[topsseifer]

Hee <3
And I think I've seen you around before. I remember your pretty background on plurk *^*

[oceanbreasts]

I'm all up in like half the HS cast's plurks already so YEAH PROBABLY.

[unconchonable]

I am so excited you have no idea.

BUT HELLO AND WELCOME! I am Zorn and I play mr. findouche wizard.

[oceanbreasts]

sream me too

sup findouche

guess what

i wear scarves better than you

now what

[unconchonable]

fuck no you dont my scarf is the fuckin best and you cant evven rightly DREAM a competin wwith it
best you givve up noww and accept the bitter defeat dished out by the superiority a my scarf

[oceanbreasts]

wow no u are so mistaken
my scarf is way better

[oceanbreasts]

so is my gun

[unconchonable]

your scarf nor your gun is as great as youre tryin to make it seem
bunch a haughty poppycock if you ask me
plus i dont got my gun no more
and wwhile it doesnt compare to the greatness a my luminous fuckin science stick its still WWORLDS beyond that kiddie toy youre so proud of

[oceanbreasts]

man they are clearly going to be the best of fronds

[unconchonable]

man no doubt. BFFS5LYF

[bethehugejerk]

Hello Vivian! I'm Nabi, player of your local Karkat (and also Korra from the Legend of that girl right there). As you can see the former is busy being a jerk to Roxy about typing, because he is a classy individual and cares about the important things in life.

So, welcome to Vatheon and the cast both, and I hope you have fun in both capacities. Would you mind if I add you to plurk?

[oceanbreasts]

hay Nabi how u doin

man no clearly Karkat has all of his priorities in order I mean. look at him. caring so much.

...or something.

ADD AWAY DEAR :D

[bethehugejerk]

Waking up because I sleep at times that make sense, but very excited to be getting alpha kids in the game!

And yes, totally. He is a kid who knows how life works. (The romcoms taught him.)

Though he has actually learned that romcoms don't map to life exactly via personal experience over the past year and a half here.