+1 Egotistical Holy Warrior

[theholywarrior]

Hello again~!'

It's a me, Mario--I mean Dagger. Yes, I decided to do a second intro for this jerk I'll be playing now. Unlike my first character, the God of Awesome, this doofus here is a jerky-jerk brat from ancient Greece by the name of "Patroklos". He's Patroklos Alexander from Soul Calibur V fame and did I mention he's a bit of a brat?

He has his cool moments and he's actually not so bad, usually. However, Patty-whack here can be a bit of nuisance at times.



And apparently he likes to attract the hate of trolls everywhere~!

He's probably the most annoying main character in fighting game history, but honestly he's not so bad!

So, make sure to say "Hi" to your new friendly neighborhood spiderma--holy warrior. :)

Comments

/USES THIS ACCOUNT FOR REASONS

[untamedbeast]

You mean "holy warrior," right? ;)

/YOU BASTARD

[theholywarrior]

.../glares

[ex_fintastic398]

Trolls you say

[theholywarrior]

Yes, indeed~! The trolls are so going to have with this one!

[lafreshia]

Just so you know, as early as now, I'm declaring myself as NOT MALFESTED :))

[theholywarrior]

HA! Only a "malfested" would claim she isn't a malfested!

[lafreshia]

Is that a challenge?! I must prove my worth! Have at thee!!!

wrong account but--

[windfang]

COME AT ME, BRO!!!!

[echigo_wargod]

Oh god, Soul Calibur. Don't make me whip out my whore muse Cassandra D:

[windfang]

You're gonna whip out Auntie Cassandra on lil Patty-whack? OH GOD, DO IT

[otaku_hitman]

YOU KNOW, I MIGHT. Though I usually play from the end of 4, so nephew Pattie? All grown up? WHAT THE HELL?!

[windfang]

She's going too be soooooooooooo confused when she sees him!

[otaku_hitman]

Won't be this cycle, but I might just do it :3
I haven't played her in years. I do miss the dumbass.