[Dadscar is a stupid fucking name and Eridan would never call someone "dad" anyways, cuz that's an inferior human thing and outright disrespectful to butcher Dualscar's name like that!]

Great, you know he was the one who helped me when your matesprit went berserk an' attacked me right? We're basically as close as can be.

[Except when they aren't which is always.]