So, lets come and gather and toss out some ideas for hats. Lets get this party started etc etc. Help everybody else come up with good ideas.
Top hat - Everything sure feels fancy suddenly. Maybe that coaster will make a good monocle. And lets wrap everything you normally say in nice fancy speak.
Sherlock hat - Suddenly you can solve every crime there ever is with your amazing deductive abilities! Okay, no you can't. You can deduce sure, but no more than normal. Still, you are absolutely sure the butler did it and this is why--
Pirate hat - arrr where is me booty?
Wizard hat - of course you can do magic. Here, watch you make this couch disappear... uh. just... a moment... the magic is... kinda tired. probaly.
Indiana jones hat - OUT OF THE WAY MAN, YOU'VE GOT SOME TREASURE TO FIND. just watch out for that boulder. What boulder? Well, that one of course.
Clown hat - you suddenly feel the need to make everybody laugh. Too bad the hat didn't give you magically funny jokes.
Mime hat - you are trapped in a glass case of hat emotion.
- my hat is a couch, you argument is invalid. Thank you, Dees.
it's your birthday and you will party if you want to, damnit.
suddenly your life is a noir detective film. Welp. Better ready the monologuing.
Suggestions
Thank you, Dees.
Thank you again, Dees. And Happy Birthday!