Have you made your list and checked it twice?

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It's nearing that time of year, Vatheon! Some of the characters are into it, and some of them are not. Regardless, for all of those who've thought of gifts to give to their character's CR, this post is your place!

Post here with a list of what your character is getting for others on Christmas Day! Feel free to leave any notes in your lists.

Happy holidays to everyone in Vatheon!

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On Christmas Day, the people on Darkleer's list will simply find a wrapped gift on their doorstep. They're wrapped in plain blue, and might find a certain arrow sign somewhere on the wrapping. (There are a few exceptions.)

There won't be much fanfair to it; Darkleer simply went in and left the gifts so that they would be easily found while not being too intrusive.

The actual list

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The Head Nurse:
A nice big bouquet, along with a variety of chocolates. There is also a rather plain card wishing her best wishes.

Kuro:
--A robokitty companion with a functional sylladex (already filled with food and catnip)

Radical Edward:
--Two robopuppies similar to Ein-1 and Ein-2, just... tiny. One has glowing lines to match the color of Ed's hair, and the other matches the color of his goggles. Both have her smiley face on their hindquarters. If she doesn't inspect them, they may or may not try and hack into her stuff. What? It's habit.

The Doctor:
--A marriage proposal A starter book on Alternian technology, including things about sylladices and psionic powered biotechnology. A bit thick, but still not a complete look into it. That would require more books.

Tifa Lockhart:
--A medium sized robobird, based off of a dove. Or is it a peacock? Hard to tell. It will sing various birdsongs, but additionally, it's chest cavity seems to also function as a candy manufacturer of some sort. Chocolate, to be exact. It will regularly make some and leave them in various places around her home. It tends to be dark chocolate, but is capable of mixing it up a bit.

Brooklyn:
--A fuzzy sweater, a thick blanket, socks big enough to fit over his clawed feet, and a santa hat. The blanket is decorated with bats. Well, they look kind of like bats? Bats have multiple eyes and wings, right? (Alternia has interesting wildlife.)

Ky Kiske:
--An intricately designed cross pendant made out of some alien metal that is... extremely difficult to damage. There is a prayer in Latin carved on the back for protection and good luck. Darkleer did his research.

Disciple:
--A set of hand claw weapons, similar in basic design to Nepeta's but more intricate and powerful. The claws can retract, have lightning go around them, or burn flesh.
--A giant cat plush that could probably function as a small bed for her.
--A Dualscar plush, plus some extremely sharp pins. Is it a squeeze frustration toy or a voodoo doll? No one knows.
--An olive colored scarf. It's not the prettiest, but it is ridiculously warm.
--A thick book on cats that is actually just a hollowed out fake one. Inside it? A book titled "How to Spice Up Your Flushed Life Again". Not fit for small children.

Equius Zahhak:
--A bow that seems to resemble Archermedes quite a bit! However, it is much smaller, being a short bow, and less powerful. (Archermedes being an enormous long bow.) The design and alien metal used means it can withstand most of his STRENGTH, unless he really tried to break it.
--A large ceramic mug with blue wording that says "#1 Best Son"

Gamzee Makara:
--A large ceramic mug with indigo wording that says "#1 Best Son". What, he couldn't choose, shut up.
--A strange kind of blanket that acts as a canvas. Wrap in it to keep warm, draw your finger across it to draw things. The circuitry is what makes it so toasty. Immune to spills that might happen around clumsy stoners.

The Grand Highblood:
--It is a nice big wrapped box! The wrapping is some sort of paint splatter pattern, and the bow is big and obnoxiously rainbow. When he opens it, however, the whole thing will explode in a cloud of chili powder. There is no indicator of who it is from.

Kanaya Maryam:
--A very complicated robot that is humanoid shape. It can adjust itself to present almost any kind of body type she could request of it. Suck it, old fashioned mannequins!

Karkat Vantas:
--It is a surprisingly nicely wrapped box, simple black and gray to match his clothes. There is no indicator of who it is from. Inside are a few rather thick romance novels- really absurdly old Alternian ones, too. Tucked inside one of them is a captchalogue card which holds a Threshecutioner styled sickle.

Nepeta Leijon:
--One of those half squid, half cat things from the island. It has a scarf wrapped around it.
--A set of paints which glow in the dark with all sorts of colors.

Orphaner Dualscar:
--A robotic limb maintenance kit
--An itty bitty robotic shark- it looks like it was modeled after a hammerhead shark. It can swim through both water and air.

Roxy Lalonde:
--A disc with a very complicated chunk of coding in it. When she hacks it, there's a video from the viewport of some sort of aquatic robot that goes through the sea before stopping at an arrangement of coral that says "Merry Human Christmas". The coral is pink.

Dirk Strider:
--The infiltrats which snuck inside Dirk's robots some time ago finally activate. They hijack their hostbot and force it to wreck anything they can positively ID as belonging to Dirk but take great care not to mess up anything of Roxy's. If the infiltrats can get the hostbots outside and not near people, both rat and host will explode. If the infiltrat is successfully removed from its host before this can happen, it will bite until deactivated.

Sufferer:
--A voice recording that seems to be from some sort of highblood infiltrator device. It's from the extremely early days of the rebellion, and has Signless preaching to a large group of trolls. Darkleer won't admit how or why he has this.
--Robotic limb care kit.
--A small cat plush. Strangely enough, it seems like the little sibling to a certain enormous cat plush.. A reminder, maybe?

Sollux Captor:
--An Alternian book titled "A Troll's First Moirail".
--A robotic eye care kit.
--A large box FULL of little robotic bees and wasps. With a bit of prodding, it can be learned that the bees are tracking/recording devices, and the wasps are also tracking devices! The wasps can also explode. There is a lot of kick for things so tiny. There are no instructions, however; Darkleer figured he'd like the challenge.

Tavros Nitram:
--An enormous box full of Fiduspawn things. Looks like you can play a lot of games with it!

Sola:
--A set of story books- they all seem to be based off of very happy horses having adventures. They're thick, but simply written.

Zelda:
--Some captchalogue cards filled with books! A lot of books. Seriously, there are a ridiculous amount. You could fill a small library with them. They are all on Alternian history. Some of them are Empire approved and thus extremely biased. Others are by abhorristorians who were probably murdered because, well, they're pretty treasonous. They are also a bit more truthful.

Tech E. Coyote:
--A husktop and a... is... is that a giant grub? Well. Have fun figuring out Alternian biotechnology, Tech.

Bugs Bunny:
--Some carrots, carrot cake, glazed carrots, roasted carrots, carrot latkes, ginger carrot soup... and a large salad bowl. With carrots.

Rainbow Dash:
--A book on extreme sports
--Some apple slices

Chibi:
--A small metal ball. When activated, it becomes surrounded by energy (the light of which can change colors everytime it hits something) and bounces around for a small eager puppy to chase

Mrs. Brisby :
--A small set of very warm clothes, fit for a mouse, along with a mouse sized and appropriate dinner. He was careful not to make it too big. There is also a card that thanks her for her kindness with Gamzee.

Maka Albarn:
--An Alternian book detailing different melee fighting styles and their techniques. There's also some history about how they came to be, as well. It's even mostly truthful!

Little Washu:
--A small dog-sized robocrab which will scuttle after her obediently and has notekeeping functions. It also will shoot high powered lasers at anything that threatens her. Needed? Probably not.
--Just like the Doctor, she will also get some books on Alternian technology!

Big Fai:
--He got him a book on Alternian flora, for lack of better ideas. Some of the plants are very beautiful! There are also a lot more that are terrifying and deadly. A good chunk of them are both.
--There are also some rather lovely ties packed with. Yes, ties like suit ties.

Little Fai:
--Some more captchalogue cards! There is also a fetch modus- this one requires the user to write a description of the item they want to retrieve. Short answers are quicker, but the lack of detail might get the wrong thing! It can be turned off.
--Some very lovely pictures of horses.
--A husktop (aka Alternian laptop) with some instructions for first time users.

Dhaos' list

[fistfullofmagic]

The list is pretty short. Not much else to be expected from a pretty unsociable guy.

Zelda - flight lessons
Duke - also flight lessons
Ioder - sheet music, a scarf, and some fruit
Lloyd - a new set of carving tools
Kratos - not sure what, but it's left anonymously
The Host Club - a large box of assorted chocolates, anonymously left on the front step; includes note to share with everyone

[theredrose]

Someone let Ib into the flower shop, not a good idea.

Garry: A dark Blue rose
Angelo: A red rose
Gale: A green rose
Gamzee: A purple rose
Duke: A white rose
Zack: A light blue rose
Fai (bitty): A yellow rose
Washu: A Pink rose

[stayb100ponyboy]

Equius is going to spaz so hard when he opens those gifts.

you don't even know how excite she is about being able to give presents

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A lot of these are things she made herself because she's a magic witch scientist, DON'T QUESTION IT.

John--a scarf, gloves and hat set all themed after his god tier symbol.

Rose--a cthulu plush and a book on horrorterrors in all cultures :'D

Dave--headphones themed after his god tier symbol

Dirk--a little robot pony that can act as a communicator as well as a search engine, its cutiemark is his chat symbol

Roxy--a cat hat on cat planet cat planet

Jake--a foxy grandpa shirt and a letterman jacket themed after his chat symbol (they come with built-in holsters but shhhh)

Jane--just a few mustache-themed things

Nepeta--cat paw gloves. No not like these, like these

Karkat--a selection of some of the trashiest shittiest human romance novels all on one tablet application so he can just keep it with him in his sylladex and not worry about cluttering up his inventory

Kanaya--a jade pendant similar to this, only inset with her Virgo symbol

Feferi--squid hat, squid hat except obviously with differences like it being her font color and its eyes being more cutesy squiddle-like

Rin--a recipe book of foods from the Pacific Island areas and a container set that--get this--changes size at his command and preserves food or whatever perfectly just in case he accidentally leaves it out

Kid--an MP3 player and headphone set rather curiously shaped like his skull brooch. It comes with a note saying "i find that music relaxes me, i hope it is helpful to you as well!" There's a selection of classical music already loaded into the library.

Kuro--a charm to put on his collar that will help him--DUN DUN DUNNNN--communicate with non-demons!!!

Night--a note to go out to the greenhouse where there will be a camellia bush planted, then another note saying that she's never cared for a camellia before but she'll do her best to make it beautiful and healthy

Bon--a tea set. Except it's automatic, all he has to do is put water and the bag or leaves in it and it does it all itself, minding to keep it at the perfect temperature. It comes with a cup that functions with the same temperature stability, but doesn't burn the hands. Also a selection of different types of teas to try.

Yukio--a variety of gun-related things, including a holster of holding, a silencer that fits on any gun no matter how illogical it seems at first and a book on various gun kata techniques with a note saying she hopes this will be useful

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Also she got Gamzee a kaleidoscope.

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See! Daddy can be actually competent sometimes and do smart things when he isn't fighting clowns.

[thekidsare0kay]

OMG best!!!

Sollux is going to love those bees and wasps, and read that book voraciously. Dualscar actually will like the shark, haha. Though he will frown and grump and say it's silly.

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Sollux, you are a cutie. Dualscar, shut up and accept the shark you grumpyfins.

[thekidsare0kay]

Eridan is going to hate those wasps. hehehehe

[shippingmath]

Just what he always wanted.

[darkasnight]

I might have forgotten a few people SO IF I MISSED YOU PLEASE TELL ME!

Rin - A light blue, cloth apron with little dark blue swirls around the edges.

Yukio - Two books, one on floriography and the other a collection of fairy tales.

Maka - White and purple orchid hair clips.

Jade - A white bone hair clip.

Roxy - Mustache cat necklace

Kid - A comprehensive book on demons with a note inside saying it still isn't anywhere close to what Kid may want, but it's a start.

Bon - A red sweater vest. So classy.

Mephisto - Pink dahlia cufflinks It's not like he cares or anything, baka...

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/wrong account

[darkasnight]

KURO WILL VERY EXCITEDLY MAKE HIS FIRST ~VOICE POST~ ON THE NETWORK AFTER CHRISTMAS

jade he loves you

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Darkleer is the best Santa

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[bethehugejerk]

thank, Jade

[bethehugejerk]

I am at a loss for why Darkleer would be sending Karkat anything. :|a But with the sender unmarked, he'll at least appreciate and make use of the gifts.

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hurrr

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all the hard work and experimenting on animals pays off

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Darkleer reasons which only Darkleers can understand.

But! Karkat is in the quadrants of his 'family' and Nepeta's... something, he doesn't know. So he can respect and value that, along with Karkat's position as leader of the younger generation even if he is extremely loud and uncouth, *gosh*.

He kind of vaguely faintly off in another universe likes Karkat! But not enough to try and approach him in any way whatsoever. Also he has a feeling the books would get thrown at his face, so yay anonymity.

[spacecase]

Floriography. And then those flowers.

Was that on purpose, Lassie.

[stayb100ponyboy]

They seriously need to talk about the fighting clowns thing.

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There is no fighting clowns thing

except when there kind of is

all the time