Dirk: this sweater and Sodastream! (or reasonable facsimile) with like 10 bottles of stuff to make orange soda with.
Jane: this dress plus these mustache mustache combs
Jake: this dapper as fuck suit jacket and a gun cleaning kit
Alpha House: A promise for sobriety until the (day before the) new year (all bets are off for new year's eve drinking; also it starts the day after Christmas)
Rose: A copy of Complacency of the Learned.
John: A book of baking recipes that don't require the use of any Betty Crocker products, plus a collection of hilaribad movies that came out after his time.
Night: Her window will also always be open for him but he doesn't always have to be a cat winkwonk--I'm sorry that was terrible. But really, that's what it is. He's free to drop by for dinner any time. He doesn't have to use her window, but bonus points if he does.
Death the Kid: A crisp white collared shirt to replace the one he spilled alcohol on plus these cufflinks.
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Dirk: this sweater and Sodastream! (or reasonable facsimile) with like 10 bottles of stuff to make orange soda with.
Jane: this dress plus these mustache mustache combs
Jake: this dapper as fuck suit jacket and a gun cleaning kit
Alpha House: A promise for sobriety until the (day before the) new year (all bets are off for new year's eve drinking; also it starts the day after Christmas)
Rose: A copy of Complacency of the Learned.
John: A book of baking recipes that don't require the use of any Betty Crocker products, plus a collection of hilaribad movies that came out after his time.
Jade: this sweater
Dave: glasses repair and cleaning kit. Also like 10 bottles of AJ.
Eridan: Two scarves - this one for actual warmth, and this one so he can continue being the fashionable hipster douchebag we all know and love
Karkat: One (1) coupon, redeemable at any time, for Roxy to call Karkat by his actual name for one full week. Only good for one use.
Kanaya: this jewelry set, plus a promise that she's free to come browse her closet and borrow clothes whenever she wants
Darkleer: this. Enjoy that.
Kuro: A food dish in her room and a promise that her window will always be unlocked so he can come and go as he pleases!
Mephisto: this tiny top hat because lol
Night: Her window will also always be open for him but he doesn't always have to be a cat winkwonk--I'm sorry that was terrible. But really, that's what it is. He's free to drop by for dinner any time. He doesn't have to use her window, but bonus points if he does.
Death the Kid: A crisp white collared shirt to replace the one he spilled alcohol on plus these cufflinks.