Zelda -> something that is probably around the size of a bead and a magic thing.
EVERYONE ELSE EVER -> Duke is making way too many apple pies (because he wants things to do). So EVERYONE WHO HAS TALKED TO HIM gets 1) Apple pie complete with warming pie tin. {There will be be a note attached explaining that the formula takes some of the heat in the oven and keeps it to warm the pie at a nice edible temperature for a while.}
... and he'll put all the extras on a stand in the plaza with FREE PIES and explanations of the tins attached and. Yeah. Apple pies.
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EVERYONE ELSE EVER -> Duke is making way too many apple pies (because he wants things to do). So EVERYONE WHO HAS TALKED TO HIM gets 1) Apple pie complete with warming pie tin. {There will be be a note attached explaining that the formula takes some of the heat in the oven and keeps it to warm the pie at a nice edible temperature for a while.}
... and he'll put all the extras on a stand in the plaza with FREE PIES and explanations of the tins attached and. Yeah. Apple pies.
everywhere...