I have a hamsteak in this purse riiiiight here

[acebrotective]

And that's not innuendo.

HI BUBBLEHEADS, Mozart (mun of Maka and Bulma) here, bringing you two--that's right--TWO new characters for the price of one!

What am I doing, I don't know, apparently I want to die.

ANYWAY--this bro here is one Junpei Iori from Persona 3. He's your average 16 year old goofball, perfectly harmless...sort of carrying some baggage with his super early canon point. And baggage in general considering all of canon ever would like to remind you that, yes, his father is an alcoholic. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

Second! Is one Jade Harley from that extended chess metaphor called Homestuck. She's your average 13 year old girl! Well, except for the dog attributes and game-breaking space powers.

Technically this is my second time around with her, let's hope I don't flail-fail this time.

YEAH SO, SUP DUDES.



Also I'm dumb and forgot to mention, my plurk is here in case you want to be spammed with owls add me.

Comments

[unconchonable]

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o

[unconchonable]

WWELL HELLO THERE

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hello!!!!!
......are you still hitting on people? :\

[oceanbreasts]

hmm...

why do you look like someone i know...

[unconchonable]

wwhat no i told you that coulda been anybody

[spacecase]

okay but
it happened to be someone with text like yours
i am just saying
but as long as you are not doing it anymore!!




can you scratch my ears please they are bothering me

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ELLO POPPET

YOU ALSO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE THAT I KNOW

[unconchonable]

yeah wwell they wwere probably a tool and im totally NOT a tool
so
AND IM NOT FUCKIN DOIN IT CUZ I NEVVER DID







wwhat you got fleas or somethin

[spacecase]

THERE ARE NO FLEAS IN SPAAAAACE

[shippingmath]

Oh hey look it's an anime girl

[tsundyne]

bropei <3


can't wait to thread with him again! eeee. i hope they both work out, mozart.

[spacecase]

AM I KAWAII UGUU

[shippingmath]

THE MOST KAWAII. SO KAWAII YOU WILL MAKE DIRK'S HEAD EXPLODE.

[unconchonable]

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i mean what

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well as long as it doesn't make him cut his head o--OH WAIT.

[oceanbreasts]

brb buying dog ears for jake

[acebrotective]

I will confess something, Junpei's easiest for me because the first thing on my mind is usually exactly how he'd react. Impulsiveness and such.

And besides, he needs to be around to make fun of Yukta-tan.

[shippingmath]

It's okay, Jade, he only cuts it off if people need to be kissed.

[spacecase]

yes good, dog ears for everyone

or at least all the harlglishes

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Don't make her kiss dead people again k she doesn't want another audience

[oceanbreasts]

harlglishes

do you have a hairball

because i thought only cats got hairballs

[unconchonable]

youre fuckin wweird wwitch

[spacecase]

jiiiiiiiiiii

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BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF

i mean no you are silly

[shippingmath]

he is the boss at kissing dead people. He can just take care of it. If she doesn't want to kiss his decapitated head she can just hand it off to her grandfather/grandson, he's pretty boss at it. No need for audiences wolf-whistling at her.

[unconchonable]

[spacecase]

HAHAHA wolf whistling I geddit

besides, he should know that his ecto-dad is the only and coolest dead person that she'd kiss

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[tsundyne]

she'll make fun if him right back.

:| !!!!

[shippingmath]

i can pun :)

Sorry, now he's just gonna be thinking about his Bro kissing Jake's grandma.

[unconchonable]

[spacecase]

uguu dirk it's too soon to be in fantasies

[golden_gloves]

Junpei /o/

He can be early canon clueless along with Akihiko.

[shippingmath]

Hey, he can draw them a picture. He's already drawn people eating babies on request.

[acebrotective]

I like how they both come from after the deaths of their beloveds.

I mean




Actually that's exactly what I meant

[golden_gloves]

Hey we were just boyfriends man

[acebrotective]

Hey.

Hey.

Shinji saw that, Senpai.

[golden_gloves]

No no I need to make sure

DIDJA SEE THAT SHINJI?

[bethehugejerk]

MOZART

I AM GOING TO THROW CHARACTERS AT BOTH OF THEM

[spacecase]

o ok then

Jade will be happy to finally meet Karkat in person and Korra will probably qualify as a super cool chick for the both of them.

[bethehugejerk]

GOD DAMN TIME SHENANIGANS

but that is okay, he'll explain things anyhow

because it's what he does

Korra will give up on reality making sense and make friends instead because DOG GIRL HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME maybe

[spacecase]

We won't talk about the bucket incident either.

And ear scritches IC WILL be a thing that happens.

[bethehugejerk]

he heard about the bucket incident already

and there was the one time John pulled the door trick on him here anyway

not talking about it is probably for the best, that said

YES THEY WILL

[spacecase]

She would like to note that the pranking did not end up in her ecto-biological makeup either way.

[bethehugejerk]

that is probably for the best